His sweet and intelligent wife is always
Scenario: Hubby is at school, in lecture. The lecture halls are set up theater-style, and he's sitting midway up one of the rows.
Beginning of the story: Hubby is fiddling with his wedding band.
Middle of the story: Hubby drops his wedding band, and down it goes!
Climax of the story: Clink.....clink......clink.......clink....it bounces all the way down each of the steps of the lecture hall right up to the front row. Hubby doesn't know what to do - stand up, walk down to the front, and search for his ring? Try to get someone's attention in the front to find it for him? [How - passing a note ala 5th grade? Wadding up a piece of paper and throwing it at someone, also ala 5th grade?]. Leave it there until the lecture is over, and hope no one kicks it somewhere he can't find it?
End of the story: Luckily, the lecturer was being telecasted in from the other campus, so hubby just discreetly (I hope!) got the attention of the guy whose feet the symbol of our marriage was under, told him that no, he's not looking for a pen, actually, it's a wedding ring...and has med-school-friend pass it back up to him.
Did he learn his lesson? Should I take a picture of him, mid-study session at his desk, ring securely on his hand?
I'd love to...but....:)