So y'all know that I've been wicked busy right? I am telling you this story, not because I am proud of the fact that it happened, but simply to reassure you that this blog is not the only thing suffering from my chaotic schedule. (The following conversation, which occurred last weekend, is paraphrased. Heavily).
Hubby: Wife, let us enjoy a bottle of wine this evening.
Wife: That sounds lovely, dear husband. Please select a bottle from our
mildly tacky wine rack full of sale priced wine from Meijer wine cellar.
Hubby (carefully selecting a bottle): My goodness! The amount of dust on this bottle gives it the appearance of being well-aged and expensive...I believe that we should drink this one.
I'm going to go dust now.